Saturday, June 5, 2010

The Seven Reason why San Jose is the New York of Central America

1. Pigeons consistently try and shit on your head and/or shoulders.
2. English is closely a second language.
3. Street bands play for quarters in the few green spots of the city.
4. Street vendors constantly try and sell you substandard, probably disease ridden, food.
5. The hotels are overpriced.
6. There is one fast food place per every five people.
7. Transvestite prostitutes roam the streets at night.

From these seven reasons, one might be led to believe that I did not enjoy my time on San Jose. However, that is not the case. It was nice to get away from Esteli and into a bustling metropolis where I could get myself some subway. Being in San Jose made me realize how much I miss the big cities every once in a while. There is always something to do in a city that, truly, never sleeps.

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